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We need severe appreciation for this Brad Nicholls person I have created

I watched both ' A Quiet Place' films a few days ago. Great films that are also fucking infuriating. Fuck you and well done.

I fucking hate hostels

Concrete is a nice word

The greatest criminals are never caught, never truly punished. Not for their real crimes anyway.

Civilization never even began

Russel Brand has never been interesting, talented or skilled. Just spoke vanilla shit a bit weird and fast. A boring rapist.

Only a few instances of cunt faced shit turtles on this trip. A few disgusting examples, but fewer than usual.

I did this trip with one shirt, two underwear, two pairs of socks (one of which was discarded a few days in) and one jacket, with everything I needed stuffed in the pockets. Seven countries. People really need to be talking about me more.

I actively avoided sexual intercourse on this Balkans and Slovakia trip, despite the beautiful women, I just didn't feel like mixing juice ya'know - sometimes I'm like this.

Back from the Balkans and Slovakia

SEVEN new countries in 15 days

Quick thoughts on each country:

1. Crotaia; bland

2. Serbia; a disgrace, nice fortress

3. Bosnia and Herzegovina; beautiful, a jewel

4. Montenegro; a horribly broken, uncaring nation

5. Albania; not bad, some vibes

6. North Macedonia; quite nice and real nice

7. Slovakia; Scandinavian Eastern Europe

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