SHORT-FORM WRITING
NOTEBOOK BOY
I smacked my thigh hard today against a piece of metal. Been waiting for the bruise for hours. Nothing. Disappointing.
Waking up in the morning is underrated. It's always nice to realize you're still alive.
There was a time I kicked a girl in the face after having sex. It was an accident. She took it well.
Way too much of my mood is affected by lighting, shadows, angles.
I need some crack, or a Greek yogurt or something...
EATING SALMON LIKE A BEAR MOTHERFUCKERS
Kyle Kulinski is such a fucking toilet boi
Kyle Kulinski is the weakest human to have ever existed
Kyle Kulinski is frozen yogurt left out in the sun
ANARCHO-CAPITALISM can be very beautiful
WONYOUNG!
hemorrhoid blood smeels diffarant
sometimes I love the Filipino accent, other times I can't stand it, one of those things
Humanity needs to stop obsessing over Mars, it's dead and will remain dead for a long long long time, even if we do manage to breathe some life into it, it will remain dependent on Earth for a long long long time. Humanity should instead FOCUS ON EXOPLANETS THAT HAVE REAL POTENTIAL!
I don't drink anymore, so naturally everyone thinks I'm a recovering alcoholic
sometimes A LOT OF TIMES the tiniest details drive me INSANE. THREE DAYS I HAVE BEEN OBSESSING OVER ONE Podcast EPISODE! Need to get a few seconds of audio exactly how I want it. Fucking exhausting. I am now an imperfectionist, but still, perfectionism creeeeps in
my cock is beautiful, they all say it, all of them
years ago, an old friend of mine who worked with elon musk very confidently said that he smells like potatoes, and not fresh potatoes, but dirty, dirty, dirty, filthy potatoes, the kind you find on the floor of a Lidl or something, not nice, not fun, stop bloating this fraud up
We all agree the Oscars are insufferable, they making the world feel carsick
I love DRAGONFLIES
These WISDOMs are all mixed up in time ya’know
I haven't set fire to anything in a long time, too long 🙁
58
7-Eleven
FamilyMart
Lawson
That is the way it goes
Fukuoka is still very special to me
MY PUBES ARE STRONG AND UNDENIABLE
MY BALLS are GIANT, I have the giant balls
they call me Wikipedia
me just be playing
gotta keep you guessing
keep you wonderin'
BRAD NICHOLLS
BRADEARTH
BRAD
I still sometimes get angry over how racist Japanese police have been to me
Murakami, Murakami or Murakami?
Pints of milk all day BITCH
I am free and powerful and immortal and all the stars and stuff
BradEarth Forever
BradEarth is better than Batman
The first season of Altered Carbon was a great, second season was shit
I was high and drunk in Manhattan, puking red vomit in the toilet with a man from York standing by, helping me overcome, nice man, a good man, he later bought me an egg dish at a nearby diner
NEW YORK CITY EXISTS
my soul feels better in the tropics
people are such slugs
boris johnson has very small balls, and those balls are full of pus
sunshine is nice, ice cream is nice, tits are nice
NYC Subway trains should be made of gold
every now and then
EVERY NOW AND THEN
Climate change is real and important and we must all contribute
I do not recognize the legitimacy of the names of the days of the week and the names of the months of the year. I have my own names for them.
Bacon and Eggs
I AM NOT BRITISH, I AM BRADISH!
Space Is Stupid
HONG KONG breakfast is the best
Korean MILF are the best MILF
The United Kingdom will remain an imaginary country until I am KING
I FUCKING HATE BUTTFLIES, ALWAYS HAVE, ALWAYS WILL
FRENCH TITS
VENUS IS BETTER THAN MARS
Do you wave goodbye when you flush? Maybe you should.
BE
just spent four hours researching pulsars, wackadaki
In the Miso Soup was okay, but just okay
STOP buying technology from multinational conglomerate tech giants and start buying technology from Vietnamese farmers and Ethiopian junk stands, they better
Brad Nicholls is my name sometimes
I am building the greatest and most fun website in the history of the internet
condom
Trees live thousands of years, stars billions, human beings need to figure out how to get to these numbers, the maximum human lifespan is way too short.
life is a puddle of gravy on a pig hot sunday afternoon
your mom swallows semen and other liquids
I believe that Maphilindo could be cool - maybe the idea should be brought back, in some EU kinda way, maybe - not sure I support it yet though...
It has been many years since I shot somebody with a water gun
Elon Musk has no artistry about him, no romance, no soul - he is a bore, with the only draw being amusement at his pathetic, gasping NEED for attention for attention's sake
one day BRAD NICHOLLS Podcast will have a beautiful beach and adjoining park named after it - BRAD NICHOLLS Podcast Beach and Park
Kyle Kulinski is my sugar bunny choco milk
Nothing enrages me more (there are things that equally enrage me) than a woman being harassed by drunk men in public
buy a retarded child an ice cream every now and then, just do it
sometimes I become hardcore gay, it's very rare, but happens
58 is and will always be my favourite number
why universe create such cruel thing as man
death or another day, another year
I don't lick my own nipples much, can't even remember if I really ever have
be kind to old hookers screaming on the corner
it's possible screens remain the main interactive medium through which humans work, learn, communicate, consume - like the car, we didn't replace our feet with wheels, we don't really need to embed this shit inside us like so many think…
the fact we don't have the death penalty for abuse against companion animals is proof enough humanity never had it, never fucking had it, dead species, needs to leave
Jinnytty has soul, she works hard and is dilligent, all around positive addition
although I really admire the work ethic of Korean music artists, the K-pop factory industry is incredibly abusive, I have personal experience with it through a one time love, it is sick, they really do starve themselves
every day I spit at the sky and tell it to go fuck itself
blowjob
SOME of MY fans ARE fucking NUTS
suckonmynuts
COCK
YOUR MOM or MUM
HEAVEN IS A PLACE INSIDE MY ANUS, I call it Anusland
gay is gay is gay
I fucking hate when movies feel the need to explain things to the audience and the characters having the conversation aren't supposed to know it when they clearly fucking would. If there is something you think a high percentage of the audience won't know, explain it to them in a smart way. Find a way to do it. I never don't know, and it kills the mood, and it pisses me off.
Jehovah's Witnesses actually got a few things correct
I wanna have a deep and meaningful relationship with a woman who has lost all of her limbs, has cancer and smokes crack out of a broken lamp
CANDY
you know whenever we want, we could just decide to go back to a specific decade ... the 30s could be the 90s again
I piss in bottles and keep them around my desk. I don't find this disgusting. I am sure others do, but they don't know what they are talking about. Bottle piss is the best piss, too much piss is wasted by flushing it all down into the sewers straight away. Much more fun to let it linger around you. Observe it. The ambiance, ya'know.
Let's all get together one day and decide to rename Belgium. We just keep calling them Pussyfruit and never explain it to them, never, ever.
yes, I have tried sucking my own cock a few times, successfully too, maybe once a decade I do it, it's a once a decade kind of thing
FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER
TechnoAliens exist but the whole thing is quite rare and time and space are real big, even rarer for two TechnoAlien groupings to ever meet
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Karina tits
Karine Tits
BuBBle Gum Pussy
Minju Pussy Gotta Be Hasta Be So Tasty
I Love It
NINE ELEVEN 2101
Donald Trump Smell ?
Piss and Shit
Lim Ji-yeon gets my dick so hard
53 percent chance human civilization as it currently exists ends before 2050 … 70 percent chance it ends before 2100
All psychedelics must be legalised . And soon
Candles are now beautiful things
one of the responsibilities of humanity is to take our fluffy friends to the stars
Nothing worse than an unhygienic woman