Brad Nicholls looking out over Chicago skyline
Brad Nicholls in his god stance looking out at Edinburgh

Hello, welcome to my website.

Here you will find some stuff and some things.

I am incredibly grateful that you decided to stop by.

Here I will write about myself…

I will add and subtract from this as time does its thing.

At my core I am an artist, or an adventurer or a narcissist or something…

I have a wide array of idiosyncratic rules, laws and ways of doing things. Brownish black hair. BLUE eyes. above average penis, a beautiful penis. INTJ. Alternate between great world spanning adventures and the hermit life. From 2016 until 2021 I made my content in various places as ‘BradEarth’ but in late 2020/early 2021 I decided that the policies of many tech platforms were disgusting and therefor removed my work from them. I am in the process of placing that content in various areas of this website. Usually Being A Misanthrope. From 2013 to 2016 I decided I was far too intelligent for a university education and went on a three year world journey instead that I refer to as ‘The Three Year MEGA Journey’ I wrote a memoir about it, published in 2019 with a second edition published in 2021. Incredibly muscular arms and legs with a persistent skinny-fat stomach. I would very much like to one day become a charismatic evil dictator. Ex-girlfriends bought most of the clothes I wear. I drink 4 litres of Evian every day. I don’t like much about the modern world. i quit nicotine and caffeine cold turkey and it worked. i don’t drink alcohol anymore. I am an artist. I write things. I create videos. I have a podcast, it’s the best podcast. I am currently on a special mission to visit every country in the world. I mostly like doing things alone, learning by myself, executing by myself. I only enjoy relations with certain fully vetted fellow travellers of time and space. My favourite countries are South Korea, Japan and Taiwan. I was born in England. I love the sweltering horror heat of the tropics and the biting cool of the 49th parallel north and above. I am addicted to chess. In 2022 I launched ‘leBRADburg’ = a Special Project selling my precious Art Burgers for tens of thousands of dollars a pop and imaginary Art Burger NFTs too. My favourite colour is black, my least favourite colour is probably some brownish burgundy kinda thang. My favourite Wikipedia article is this one. I consider this website the NEXUS of the BRAD NICHOLLS Expansive Multiverse. Although remnants of mine may be found in other places online, this website and the places linked to from it are the only true authoritative online sources of myself. Alright, that’s enough for now.

Goodnight.

Brad Nicholls

Hello, welcome to my website.

Here you will find some stuff and some things.

I am incredibly grateful that you decided to stop by.

Here I will write about myself…

I will add and subtract from this as time does its thing.

At my core I am an artist, or an adventurer or a narcissist or something…

I have a wide array of idiosyncratic rules, laws and ways of doing things. Brownish black hair. BLUE eyes. above average penis, a beautiful penis. INTJ. Alternate between great world spanning adventures and the hermit life. From 2016 until 2021 I made my content in various places as ‘BradEarth’ but in late 2020/early 2021 I decided that the policies of many tech platforms were disgusting and therefor removed my work from them. I am in the process of placing that content in various areas of this website. Usually Being A Misanthrope. From 2013 to 2016 I decided I was far too intelligent for a university education and went on a three year world journey instead that I refer to as ‘The Three Year MEGA Journey’ I wrote a memoir about it, published in 2019 with a second edition published in 2021. Incredibly muscular arms and legs with a persistent skinny-fat stomach. I would very much like to one day become a charismatic evil dictator. Ex-girlfriends bought most of the clothes I wear. I drink 4 litres of Evian every day. I don’t like much about the modern world. i quit nicotine and caffeine cold turkey and it worked. i don’t drink alcohol anymore. I am an artist. I write things. I create videos. I have a podcast, it’s the best podcast. I am currently on a special mission to visit every country in the world. I mostly like doing things alone, learning by myself, executing by myself. I only enjoy relations with certain fully vetted fellow travellers of time and space. My favourite countries are South Korea, Japan and Taiwan. I was born in England. I love the sweltering horror heat of the tropics and the biting cool of the 49th parallel north and above. I am addicted to chess. In 2022 I launched ‘leBRADburg’ = a Special Project selling my precious Art Burgers for tens of thousands of dollars a pop and imaginary Art Burger NFTs too. My favourite colour is black, my least favourite colour is probably some brownish burgundy kinda thang. My favourite Wikipedia article is this one. I consider this website the NEXUS of the BRAD NICHOLLS Expansive Multiverse. Although remnants of mine may be found in other places online, this website and the places linked to from it are the only true authoritative online sources of myself. Alright, that’s enough for now.

Goodnight.

Brad Nicholls

‘MEGA‘ is Brad Nicholls’ impassioned, entertaining, soul-stirring account of his epic journey of mad youth and an inspiration for all aspiring long-term world travellers.

The travelogue captures both the thrill and exhaustion of long-term travel, told through the eyes of the traveller.

In 2013 Brad Nicholls flew to the United States after traveling Europe by bus, train and boat for much of the previous year. After a three month adventure across America he kept going and going and going…

Somewhere along the way the trip became a journey; a coming of age adventure around and around and around the world.

Nicholls has brought it all to life on the page, writing an often hilarious, always brutally honest MEGA memoir of rail adventures across America and Australia. Drugs and drag in LA and Mexico City. A summer of friendship, seduction, betrayal and redemption in Seoul. Months of street dwelling and net cafe living in Japan. Love in Taiwan. A seven month overstay. A deportation and year-long ban. Humid chaos in Singapore. Retrospection and reclusion in Indonesia. Existential bliss on a Hawaiian beach. A harrowing near-death experience in the backcountry of Canada. Triumphant returns, days lived in airports, life affirming layovers and so much more.

The Route

England>United States>Mexico>South Korea>Japan>Taiwan>Singapore>Indonesia>Australia>United States>Canada>United States>Canada>Japan>Taiwan>Hong Kong>Macau>Hong Kong>England

Enjoy the journey.

I AM NOT BRITISH, I AM BRADISH!

Special Missions

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Published July 18, 2022

SOFIA, definetly one of the more romantic names for a city.

I had no set expectations for it though, I wasn't expecting Paris but I also wasn't not expecting Paris.

I exited the station to find a dark underworld, I turned left and found a walker, a ghoul, a fucking problem.

I turned right and found a ghostly void.

AHHHHHHHH FUCKING CUNTCUNTCUNT.

On my third take, I found an opening up onto the streets.

As I broke out into the open summer night air of Sofia my eyes focused on the word 'HOTEL' painted in big white block letters on the side of a building across the empty streets. I didn't know if it was my hotel or not, but fuck it, I gave it a try.

HOTEL was my hotel.

I was strangely attracted to the guy at the small reception desk.

Tall and skinny, with a baby face and ruffled boyish hair and what appeared to be a sweet, fragile, feminine soul.

I had none of these thoughts in the moment or even in the days after, it's only now as I sit here at my desk at 4:30 in the morning, in southern England, that I have suddenly realised all of this. I could have actually bent this feminine wisp boi of a thing over and fucked him.

Hmm, cool, nice to know.

...continue reading

Bulgaria

Published July 18, 2022

SOFIA, definetly one of the more romantic names for a city.

I had no set expectations for it though, I wasn't expecting Paris but I also wasn't not expecting Paris.

I exited the station to find a dark underworld, I turned left and found a walker, a ghoul, a fucking problem.

I turned right and found a ghostly void.

AHHHHHHHH FUCKING CUNTCUNTCUNT.

On my third take, I found an opening up onto the streets.

As I broke out into the open summer night air of Sofia my eyes focused on the word 'HOTEL' painted in big white block letters on the side of a building across the empty streets. I didn't know if it was my hotel or not, but fuck it, I gave it a try.

HOTEL was my hotel.

I was strangely attracted to the guy at the small reception desk.

Tall and skinny, with a baby face and ruffled boyish hair and what appeared to be a sweet, fragile, feminine soul.

I had none of these thoughts in the moment or even in the days after, it's only now as I sit here at my desk at 4:30 in the morning, in southern England, that I have suddenly realised all of this. I could have actually bent this feminine wisp boi of a thing over and fucked him.

Hmm, cool, nice to know.

...continue reading

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WALKING TO MONACO [FINGERS ONLY SCRAMBLE EDIT]

Experiment 61 .The Aesthetic Files. [CODE REQUIRED]

Life in London and Learning the Chinese Language

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