I'm on a Metro train in Madrid right now - (well I was when I wrote this) - I smell like sweat. I think a few other people have noticed.
I used to feel self-conscious about the smells my human body could produce. I don't anymore.
'Enjoy it!' I scream to the carriage.
I'm on a Metro train in Madrid right now - (well I was when I wrote this) - I smell like sweat. I think a few other people have noticed.
I used to feel self-conscious about the smells my human body could produce. I don't anymore.
'Enjoy it!' I scream to the carriage.
Masturbating over my favorite season.
(This is going to be weird)
Fall.
It’s my favourite season and for a reason.
Or maybe reasons.
Winter is just behind, ya'know.
Then Summer.
Then finally Spring. FUCK SPRING. Or not, I don’t care.
Masturbating over my favorite season.
(This is going to be weird)
Fall.
It’s my favourite season and for a reason.
Or maybe reasons.
Winter is just behind, ya'know.
Then Summer.
Then finally Spring. FUCK SPRING. Or not, I don’t care.
The title says most of it.
But I will ramble on for here for several decades anyway.
I did it. I didn’t have any of the bad stuff for a whole year. For fuck’s sake, I went around the damn sun and didn’t give in. But, to be completely honest, I never felt much temptation.
It’s odd. I smoked and/or vaped for thirteen long years and then it was so easy just to stop. The caffeine was just as easy and the alcohol was the easiest, I’ve never been a constant drinker, but I was a binge drinker.
All of this has coincided with many more health related changes for the better.
The title says most of it.
But I will ramble on for here for several decades anyway.
I did it. I didn’t have any of the bad stuff for a whole year. For fuck’s sake, I went around the damn sun and didn’t give in. But, to be completely honest, I never felt much temptation.
It’s odd. I smoked and/or vaped for thirteen long years and then it was so easy just to stop. The caffeine was just as easy and the alcohol was the easiest, I’ve never been a constant drinker, but I was a binge drinker.
All of this has coincided with many more health related changes for the better.
The Streets of Fukuoka - MEGA: A Three Year Journey FREE Chapter
Published August 30, 2021
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The room was light but the light felt far away, my tatami mat tucked into the wall had stolen some darkness from the light in the room.
I adjusted to the artificial lighting, sat up and looked across the dorm. I wiped the sleep from my eyes and focused on the window. The night sky outside was slowly turning a deep shade of blue, it took a moment to realise its significance.
I had slept for most of the journey across the Korea Strait and with the morning sun about to rise I would soon be on Japanese soil.
Despite the deep sleep I had fallen into, I woke groggy with my head muddled. It was as if my brain couldn't accept that I had actually been able to sleep on an overnight ferry in a room full of people.
I stood up and left the dorm for a morning cigarette.
I was hungry, finding myself in the same situation as the night before, only having Won and not the yen the vending machines and restaurant on the boat liked. I would have to wait for breakfast.
I smoked most of my pack of cigarettes in place of a proper meal and readied myself for at most an hour of bullshit before I could eat and sleep.
The Streets of Fukuoka - MEGA: A Three Year Journey FREE Chapter
Published August 30, 2021
This is a free chapter from my memoir - MEGA: A Three Year Journey
…lucky you.
Purchase the book here
.
The room was light but the light felt far away, my tatami mat tucked into the wall had stolen some darkness from the light in the room.
I adjusted to the artificial lighting, sat up and looked across the dorm. I wiped the sleep from my eyes and focused on the window. The night sky outside was slowly turning a deep shade of blue, it took a moment to realise its significance.
I had slept for most of the journey across the Korea Strait and with the morning sun about to rise I would soon be on Japanese soil.
Despite the deep sleep I had fallen into, I woke groggy with my head muddled. It was as if my brain couldn't accept that I had actually been able to sleep on an overnight ferry in a room full of people.
I stood up and left the dorm for a morning cigarette.
I was hungry, finding myself in the same situation as the night before, only having Won and not the yen the vending machines and restaurant on the boat liked. I would have to wait for breakfast.
I smoked most of my pack of cigarettes in place of a proper meal and readied myself for at most an hour of bullshit before I could eat and sleep.
A 60 Minute Airport Romance in Kuala Lumpur
This is a story that will most likely feature in my next memoir. If you would like to read stories from my first memoir then you should buy it here -MEGA: A Three Year Journey
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I wasn’t walking anywhere in particular. Just making circles and figure-eights of the large terminal.
I had just said goodbye to my Vietnamese “Girlfriend”
I knew we were going to break up. There wouldn’t be another long trip with her. This had been our second. The first was a month-long enjoyable and eventful journey across Vietnam south to north. This trip, we spent a few weeks in Bali and a few across Malaysia. But it would be all over soon.
The way of the world. Just as one romance was dying another would spark into life.
She appeared out of thin-air, eyes down to the ground then back up gazing into my eyes, lips curled slightly, an eyebrow raised.
It was if she had been practicing the move in the mirror all morning.
All of the air was sucked out of the universe.
The thousands of wandering travellers looked in my direction.
Arms up, screaming “GO GET HER!”
Well, probably not.
I stood there, body stunned, mind turning at furious speed.
A 60 Minute Airport Romance in Kuala Lumpur
This is a story that will most likely feature in my next memoir. If you would like to read stories from my first memoir then you should buy it here -MEGA: A Three Year Journey
.
I wasn’t walking anywhere in particular. Just making circles and figure-eights of the large terminal.
I had just said goodbye to my Vietnamese “Girlfriend”
I knew we were going to break up. There wouldn’t be another long trip with her. This had been our second. The first was a month-long enjoyable and eventful journey across Vietnam south to north. This trip, we spent a few weeks in Bali and a few across Malaysia. But it would be all over soon.
The way of the world. Just as one romance was dying another would spark into life.
She appeared out of thin-air, eyes down to the ground then back up gazing into my eyes, lips curled slightly, an eyebrow raised.
It was if she had been practicing the move in the mirror all morning.
All of the air was sucked out of the universe.
The thousands of wandering travellers looked in my direction.
Arms up, screaming “GO GET HER!”
Well, probably not.
I stood there, body stunned, mind turning at furious speed.
hehehe...
i like sitting down and punching the keys with my fingers.
powerful punches. ten at a time sometimes.
punch. punch. punch.
i like the word cunt. so i will put it here, completely unrelated to anything else.
punch. punch. punch.
japan is a nice place. i’ve been twice. got run over by a man on a bicycle in shinjuku. lived in net cafes. fucked some women. got too drunk. got lost. ate a lot of curry. i like curry.
wood is nice too. i like wood.
i like cunt japan curry wood.
i like cunts and i like japans and i like curry and i like woods.
cuntjapancurrywood.
i’m going to build a giant cunt in japan, full of curry and made of wood.
hehehe...
i like sitting down and punching the keys with my fingers.
powerful punches. ten at a time sometimes.
punch. punch. punch.
i like the word cunt. so i will put it here, completely unrelated to anything else.
punch. punch. punch.
japan is a nice place. i’ve been twice. got run over by a man on a bicycle in shinjuku. lived in net cafes. fucked some women. got too drunk. got lost. ate a lot of curry. i like curry.
wood is nice too. i like wood.
i like cunt japan curry wood.
i like cunts and i like japans and i like curry and i like woods.
cuntjapancurrywood.
i’m going to build a giant cunt in japan, full of curry and made of wood.
