Masturbating over my favorite season.
(This is going to be weird)
Fall.
It’s my favourite season and for a reason.
Or maybe reasons.
Winter is just behind, ya'know.
Then Summer.
Then finally Spring. FUCK SPRING. Or not, I don’t care.
I care about Fall though, or Autumn for those without souls.
I’ve been lucky to experience this season in many different places. And be in places in the same time period I would usually expect Fall to be happening but find nothing but scorching tropical heat. Coconut Cum Pineapple Tits.
Ranking right at the top of those places being Fall when I would expect it to be Fall would be British Colombia and New England.
In this post I just want to masturbate. Jank ma banana and Flick ma bean over my love for this season. I don't really have a bean. Beans are cool though.
Cool beans.
Let’s go!
I love Fall.
Crisp wind.
Cracked lips.
Chilly cunts.
The leaves. Crunchy leaves.
Dogs wearing jackets.
Frost on concrete.
New disease.
Whores bent over in car parks.
Freezing bollocks.
Flying bags of burning dog shit.
Curious mice.
Derailed trains.
Black ice.
Pumpkin spice.
Pie bitch.
I love Fall.
Did you cum?
You did!
Me too.
Fall
Published September 25, 2021
Masturbating over my favorite season.
(This is going to be weird)
Fall.
It’s my favourite season and for a reason.
Or maybe reasons.
Winter is just behind, ya'know.
Then Summer.
Then finally Spring. FUCK SPRING. Or not, I don’t care.
I care about Fall though, or Autumn for those without souls.
I’ve been lucky to experience this season in many different places. And be in places in the same time period I would usually expect Fall to be happening but find nothing but scorching tropical heat. Coconut Cum Pineapple Tits.
Ranking right at the top of those places being Fall when I would expect it to be Fall would be British Colombia and New England.
In this post I just want to masturbate. Jank ma banana and Flick ma bean over my love for this season. I don't really have a bean. Beans are cool though.
Cool beans.
Let’s go!
I love Fall.
Crisp wind.
Cracked lips.
Chilly cunts.
The leaves. Crunchy leaves.
Dogs wearing jackets.
Frost on concrete.
New disease.
Whores bent over in car parks.
Freezing bollocks.
Flying bags of burning dog shit.
Curious mice.
Derailed trains.
Black ice.
Pumpkin spice.
Pie bitch.
I love Fall.
Did you cum?
You did!
Me too.