what i like
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Published July 9, 2021

hehehe...

i like sitting down and punching the keys with my fingers.

powerful punches. ten at a time sometimes.

punch. punch. punch.

i like the word cunt. so i will put it here, completely unrelated to anything else.

punch. punch. punch.

japan is a nice place. i’ve been twice. got run over by a man on a bicycle in shinjuku. lived in net cafes. fucked some women. got too drunk. got lost. ate a lot of curry. i like curry.

wood is nice too. i like wood.

i like cunt japan curry wood.

i like cunts and i like japans and i like curry and i like woods.

cuntjapancurrywood.

i’m going to build a giant cunt in japan, full of curry and made of wood.

the japanese will thank me.

the world will love me.

i will win a big prize.

love.

maybe i’ll win love.

i will eat spaghetti soon, soon i will eat spaghetti. the kind that comes in a can. with sausages. i’ll have some rolls with it too.

i’ll finish this another day, i don’t think it’s finished yet. the next line will be another day.

it’s another day. but i think this is finished.

visit bradnicholls.com every day for the next thirty years. one day you will see that big ole wooden vagina curry in beautiful beautiful beautiful japan.

what i like
hehehe...
Published July 9, 2021

hehehe...

i like sitting down and punching the keys with my fingers.

powerful punches. ten at a time sometimes.

punch. punch. punch.

i like the word cunt. so i will put it here, completely unrelated to anything else.

punch. punch. punch.

japan is a nice place. i’ve been twice. got run over by a man on a bicycle in shinjuku. lived in net cafes. fucked some women. got too drunk. got lost. ate a lot of curry. i like curry.

wood is nice too. i like wood.

i like cunt japan curry wood.

i like cunts and i like japans and i like curry and i like woods.

cuntjapancurrywood.

i’m going to build a giant cunt in japan, full of curry and made of wood.

the japanese will thank me.

the world will love me.

i will win a big prize.

love.

maybe i’ll win love.

i will eat spaghetti soon, soon i will eat spaghetti. the kind that comes in a can. with sausages. i’ll have some rolls with it too.

i’ll finish this another day, i don’t think it’s finished yet. the next line will be another day.

it’s another day. but i think this is finished.

visit bradnicholls.com every day for the next thirty years. one day you will see that big ole wooden vagina curry in beautiful beautiful beautiful japan.

© Brad Nicholls