I just burnt a small alien alive. It was NOT my fault. Well I burnt it. I did. I doused the thing in olive oil. I lit the match. It was NOT my fault though. I’m not going to explain any of this. Alright, maybe I’ll let you in on a bit of it. But just a bit. This fucker was jerking around with my hose pipe. I only have one hose pipe. And this fucking alien was having the time of its life with it. I am not a violent person. Despite what my four ex-wives would have you believe. I am NOT a violent person. This fucking alien though. I just had to grab his dumb green head, stick it deep into the earth and light it up. I feel better now. My bones feel good too. And my joints. I feel 40 years younger.
I just burnt a small alien alive
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Published July 1, 2021
I just burnt a small alien alive. It was NOT my fault. Well I burnt it. I did. I doused the thing in olive oil. I lit the match. It was NOT my fault though. I’m not going to explain any of this. Alright, maybe I’ll let you in on a bit of it. But just a bit. This fucker was jerking around with my hose pipe. I only have one hose pipe. And this fucking alien was having the time of its life with it. I am not a violent person. Despite what my four ex-wives would have you believe. I am NOT a violent person. This fucking alien though. I just had to grab his dumb green head, stick it deep into the earth and light it up. I feel better now. My bones feel good too. And my joints. I feel 40 years younger.