SAVING Le Sserafim
Published May 21, 2024
SAVING le sserafim
firstly fuck the name
secondly fuck the name
and thirdly what the fuck with this fucking name
Le Sserafim
NO
Im fearless
alright, sure kid, sure
but we can do better than this HYBE jumbled crap
a rim feelss ?
Much Better Mate
a rim feelss would never have failed at Coachella, a rim feels would have stood up and fought for their maknae GARAM!
GARAM My Son FOREVER, FUCK HYBE
Speaking of macknae, we have to kick the new maknae out, we just do .
It's all grunty, rushed and forced and never really works
She was always a doomed member, on le express train to nothingsville, damn
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN HER, not Garam :'(
She's out. She's done. She's gone.
We have cut, now we build.
The group has to be based around the Japanese one, no not that one, the other one, the one who used to wrestle, she is center and the visual and lead singer and lead guitarist.
the removal of facial plastic and vocal lessons will be provided for free by Me
Im fearless, Im kind
THE AMERICAN!
The American can sway from side to side and stand in the corner drinking Starbucks. Apparently that's a bad thing now, Starbucks. I don't care, I don't drink coffee and I'm not currently being bombed to bits in a small strip of dust. So she can stay, but IN THE CORNER.
The other Japanese one, *sigh* I don't know with this one. Clearly beautiful but, *sigh* . . . grab a paper cup and go stand in the corner with The American. She really is Japanese Suzy with a flatter nose *sigh* . . . 🙂
I got all the way here without even thinking about Flag Girl, I honestly forgot she existed. Like super genuine SURPRISE honest. Fuuuck. I used to call her 'the one with melanoma' because she really should get those body moles looked at. I hope she already has and all is fine, sure.
Hmmmmm.
Grab a paper cup.
Le Sserafim are now saved.
Easy.
Congratulations.
