lithuania, the bore
Brad Nicholls in Vilnius, Lithuania

Published April 22, 2022

Lithuania was already marked for disapoinment, so I actually wasn't too disapointed about this trip. Estonia was magical, a month later Latvia was Latvia and now here we were, Lithuania, a country I had already proclaimed on BRAD NICHOLLS Podcast would be Number 3, my least favourite Baltic country, because 1. Estonia 2. Latvia 3. Lithuania was the way it should be.

It was.

However.

(And this is where the nation of Lithuania will now forever become an enemy I suppose)

I wasn't expecting such a dramatic drop off.

Estonia GREAT Latvia LATVIA Lithuania OH MY FUCKING FUCK, WHAT A BORE!

Outside my hotel's window - which had a panoramic view of the Vilnius skyline - a small group of workers turned a section of the car park below into what looked like a decently sized mass grave, I watched the progress each day. This would be the most interesting thing Vilnius and Lithuania offered up.

Somewhere along the way on this trip I was also attacked by a bad, bad, bad COLD. A motherfucking stinky stinker. I felt the beginnings of it in Vilnius but it really kicked in bad when I got back to England.

I don't like not liking places, people, I love not liking people, but places, places be one of my special things. But, hey, can't like or love them all and Vilnius and Lithuania are just places I do not love and I do not like.

Special Mission: Visiting Every Country in the World rolls on...

lithuania, the bore

Published April 22, 2022

Lithuania was already marked for disapoinment, so I actually wasn't too disapointed about this trip. Estonia was magical, a month later Latvia was Latvia and now here we were, Lithuania, a country I had already proclaimed on BRAD NICHOLLS Podcast would be Number 3, my least favourite Baltic country, because 1. Estonia 2. Latvia 3. Lithuania was the way it should be.

It was.

However.

(And this is where the nation of Lithuania will now forever become an enemy I suppose)

I wasn't expecting such a dramatic drop off.

Estonia GREAT Latvia LATVIA Lithuania OH MY FUCKING FUCK, WHAT A BORE!

Outside my hotel's window - which had a panoramic view of the Vilnius skyline - a small group of workers turned a section of the car park below into what looked like a decently sized mass grave, I watched the progress each day. This would be the most interesting thing Vilnius and Lithuania offered up.

Somewhere along the way on this trip I was also attacked by a bad, bad, bad COLD. A motherfucking stinky stinker. I felt the beginnings of it in Vilnius but it really kicked in bad when I got back to England.

I don't like not liking places, people, I love not liking people, but places, places be one of my special things. But, hey, can't like or love them all and Vilnius and Lithuania are just places I do not love and I do not like.

Special Mission: Visiting Every Country in the World rolls on...

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