The Teachings

These be some of The Main Tenets of The Church, the foundation of BRAD's teachings

⦁ Adrenaline is the cause of so much of humanity's folly, so many problems can be traced back to the animal - the fight-flight-freeze response, therefore we must limit the bodies ability to experience the effects of adrenaline by taking beta-blocking medications daily

⦁ Recreational drugs are a root cause of EVIL - no caffeine should ever be consumed, no nicotine should ever be consumed, no other stimulant drugs should ever be consumed, no opioids should ever be consumed - exceptions are made for when any of these substances are needed for a genuine medical reason

⦁ Psychedelic drugs are an important instrument and can be and are consumed during Special Religious Sessions, but never recreationally

⦁ The human body breaks apart and disintegrates, we must accept this, while still trying our best to slow the decline and live a life of bodily health

⦁ Fire is an important and powerful experience, controlled fires surrounded by a wall of earth, in the open-air, should be set upon our lands often and observed by large numbers of The Church members

⦁ We must all walk (in the form of Meditated Pacing) in an indoor setting for multiple sessions of 30 minutes each daily

⦁ We must bathe daily for several hours in the form of communal bathing in large groups

⦁ Solitude Bathing can take place when one has demonstrated great entanglement with the teachings

⦁ Dual Bathing Sessions between the leaders of The Church and those in need of special guidance are also necessary and of great importance

⦁ In a controlled closed environment, in small groups, we must engage in Wild Free Sessions of confession and punishment to acheive catharsis - everyone should be naked during these sessions

⦁ Travel across the jewell of planet Earth following the example of BRAD is encouraged

⦁ Death although currently a reality of the human experience must be fought against as much as possible. The extension of the human lifespan and healthspan is a great priority for all members of The Church. A great amount of resources will go into research into these areas

⦁ The preservation and continuation of the consciousness of BRAD through advanced technologies is one of the main missions of The Church

⦁ All members of The Church will be given the opportunity through our advancing technologies to continue their consciousness in some way

⦁ Rooibos tea should be consumed daily

⦁ The diet of all church members should be varied to their own taste, however, excessive consumption - verging on that of addiction - of food is discouraged

⦁ Aggression and the ways of war are sometimes necessary to further the righteous cause of The Church, but such actions should never be in haste and never without deep thought

⦁ Causing undue severe physical and/or deep psychological harm to a fellow member of The Church will result in a state of forever banishment for the perpetrator

⦁ Believers should contribute a percentage of their earnings from all outside work and activities to The Church in order to further the missions and righteous cause of The Church

⦁ Believers should donate a meaningful amount of their possessions to The Church for all believers to share and enjoy

⦁ The cross that My Son Jesus Christ died on is a painful reminder of his vicious murder, do not display it in any way, it is not a symbol for us as it has become for others

⦁ Kim Garam should not be sought out in any way by members of The Church, she is here to live her life in human form, she must be allowed to live the life she came here to live

⦁ All children regardless of gender are sons, son should now be used as not only a name for all parent's children but a title - My Son Jesus Christ, My Son Kim Garam

⦁ Humankind holds so much evil within, there is no need for examples, we've seen the gore, we know the horror. Be weary always of those who are not current members of The Church, while simultaneously always finding opportunities to convert them

⦁ Large Feasts and Festivals of the Senses should be arranged for members of The Church as a reward and communal thanksgiving for their hard work for The Church, these feasts and festivals will also act as a collective celebration of the missions and righteous cause of The Church

⦁ Regular Blessings should be made upon everyone

⦁ There is deep value in great endeavour - we are a force of LIFE, we believe in our continuous exploration of this existence, a glorious immortal adventure

⦁ All potential members must be tested for sexually transmitted diseases that have the potential to cause serious complications and death

⦁ We must be tested for sexually transmitted diseases that have the potential to cause serious complications and death frequently - those who test positive for an STD that has the potential to cause serious complications and death will result in expulsion from The Church

⦁ The complete destruction of sexually transmitted diseases that have the potential to cause serious complications and death is and will continue to be a focus of The Church until all STDs that have the potential to cause serious complications and death are eradicated

⦁ Condoms should be worn during vaginal and anal sex at all times - with limited exceptions

⦁ The expression of love through sex is of divine importance and is encouraged

⦁ A focus of our efforts is on escaping as much of humanity from humanity itself

⦁ The interactions between parents and their children should be reserved for specific times - a period in the morning and a period in the evening

⦁ The school systems of the world are deeply corosive and negative to a child's development and spirit, children should only attend The Church's schools and/or be tutored by a teacher of The Church, this teacher may be a parent of the child

⦁ Our young should be cherished and protected at all times

⦁ Colour is beautiful, gift the bliss of colour and colour all things

⦁ Worry is not welcome in my eternal kingdom - always remember there be not a single thing to ever worry about

⦁ Fluffy animals are beings of incredible joy, deep friendships should be forged with many of them

⦁ No harm should ever be done to a fluffy animal with the one exception of self-defense

⦁ The unenlightened human animal is ignorant, selfish, greedy, fearful, reactive, aggressive, hurtful, cruel, cowardly and oh so much more - DO NOT give in to the weak path they have chosen - always choose enlightenment, always chose The One True Path

⦁ FUCKING happiness and JOY and LOVE and all the FUN STUFF, that is what we are here for, together, to bring about in the hearts of all believers

⦁ The homeless, downtrodden, tired and poor are to be welcomed into The Church with open arms

⦁ The sick and dying are to be welcomed into The Church with open arms

⦁ We build our reality, irrespective of what is happening outside our walls, these words are the words from which we structure our lives