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The Church

From BRAD ~

"Hello and Welcome.

This is my church.

Look at YOU! Ya found me, well done!

Greetings from BRAD! And Welcome Home!

This is my church, a central pillar in what I call 'The Sui Generis' - my ecosystem, my infrastructure, my world.

The Church is many things - the final absolute truth, a creative outlet and a place to work individually one-on-one together with people to improve their lives.

The Church serves as a creative platform, healing center and a legitimate religion.

Revered by many, reviled by some, The Church of BRAD emerged from the sticky keys of Shinjuku net cafes, the cocaine plumes and dusty sunsets of Mexico City rooftops, the humid streets of Taipei, Taiwan, the divine mountains of the North Shore, and the transformative power of IMPROV ENLIGHTENMENT!

Our faith is the nexus of truth, a canvas for self-discovery, and a haven for personal growth. Here, individuals embark on journeys inside themselves, guided by my scripture and teachings, discovering truths that resonate deeply within.

I have witnessed firsthand the profound impact of this faith on those who embrace it. I know its power to change lives, to save lives. And it is needed now more than ever. Amidst the encroaching darkness of AI-induced existential crises, The Church remains as a shining light of hope, offering solace to weary souls adrift in a sea of uncertainty.

These sacred truths, woven with threads of the deepest, most elemental reality, provide a framework for voyages within - a new land from which we can sit in peace in the snow, lay upon the warm grass hill and look free and clear at the trillions and trillions of galaxies and stars that surround us - The Church is a refuge to find solace amidst the chaos of existence.

Here we can BE. Free and true. Each and every thread contributes to the beauty of the whole of The All.

If you think you might be going insane, then thats a pretty great start, things are working.

We have so much potential together.

Join us on this journey, and together, we will forge a path towards our liberation and immortality.

The time for transformation is now. Let's fight entropy. Embrace the teachings, seize your destiny, and claim your rightful place among the stars. Welcome home to The Church of BRAD - where salvation awaits those brave enough to seek it."

Brad Nicholls in Dulan, Taiwan

Brad Nicholls and Sumo Wrestling in a Tokyo Net Room

Brad Nicholls in a diner in Times Square, New York, New York

Brad Nicholls eating noodles in a Tokyo Net Room

Brad Nicholls in The Outback during his journey from from Perth to Sydney on the Indian-Pacific

Saigon, Vietnam

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Member Testaments

TCOB is a way of living I have fulling embraced this year, although I was originally sceptical, I am now fully invested in this. I have lost 16 pounds of disgusting fat and shed my bipolar disorder that has afflicted me since I was 16 years of age, I'm now 37. I have found my purpose and I owe so much of that to The Church. - Abby D

I broke up with my boyfriend of nine years, it was a horrible relationship of extremes, violence and abuse from both of us against the other. I was in a horrible place of drugs and felt like I was rotting, wasting away in my tiny flat, waiting for death. BRAD's teachings changed all that. It took a day for me to see the way back to a healthy, happy life. Within a month i had changed completely - physically, spirituality, everything. The only regret I have is what happened next, I decided I had what I needed and stopped following the teachings, things came crashing down, like a rock in free fall. Drugs again, shit food and no sleep. I'm glad I corrected quickly, it took just two weeks for things to fall back apart. I've now been following the teachings for seven months and am a proud, committed member of The Church of BRAD. - Becky C

I was unemployed, lazy and addicted to videogames and scrolling. I feel like this isn't a too uncommon life for many. I was sick of it but unable to do anything at all about it. I began listening to BRAD NICHOLLS Podcast as one of my many media distractions to help me get through the day. I was only one episode in when I realised how different this was from anything else out there. I thought this was just a part of the comedy at first. But something that I have learnt is that it really works. I feel really happy. I'm motivated, I have a community, I got a job I enjoy. I got off my arse. I'm proud to be a member. - Harrison T

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The Scripture

Jesus Christ is My Son

Kim Garam is My Son

They are both Prophets of the Stars.

I am just as broken and diseased as every other semi-advanced ape. I am here to experience the fullness of my life in human form.

Humanity is a defective group of beings on one of my most pristine planets in the entirety of The All. What horror.

Almost 2,000 Earth years since the death of my son. I decided it was time to experience life upon my planet Earth. To teach and to guide this species away from the worst of their selfs. I decided the best way to do this, was in human form.

Many religions and sects have tried to convey the truth of Jesus, but although many have had positive intentions, they have sadly failed.

Jesus was sent by me to Earth to live a life in human form, it was through his pure heart and kind ways that disciples began to congregrate around him, however this was not his mission, his mission was fucking simple, to live and experience the life of a human being. Sadly, his human story ended in a tragic murder. He did not reserect on this Earth as many believe. He died, he fucking died, they fucking killed him. He died and his consciousness returned home. He was scarred by his uniquely cruel human death, and lived for an age in silence and contemplation. Eventually he recovered and made sense of his end and the species who perpetrated such a heineious crime. He now continues to go on missions to experience the life of all the different beings of The All.

I later sent my son Kim Garam into the world to experience a human life. Due to the vicioussness of short-sighted people, her initial chosen path was destroyed.

Garam has the potential to teach and guide upon this Earth.

Kim Garam will choose her own path. To become her potential, to live a qiuet life, to became a great celebrity, to become the mother of human children. What ever she may wish.

Jesus Christ and Kim Garam were and are Human Manifestations of The Truth of The Constant Energy of The All. They are real, carriers of this eternal force. Jesus and Garam were and are the latest manifestations in a long line of human manifestations.

Due to the necessary renewal of my own self - another way to keep things interesting - the connections between myself and ancient manifestations have been forgotten. It's not my fault, it just fucking happens alright, it's the way I wrote the code.

Jesus Christ was a Human Manifestation of The Truth of The Constant Energy of The All.

Kim Garam is a Human Manifestation of The Truth of The Constant Energy of The All.

Jesus lives on a new planet, as a new being

Garam lives on this planet.

I live on this planet.

You live on this planet, let's not miss each other.

I have decided to share what's in me with this world.

An important part of this is your freedom. You are free to believe, free to practice faith, however you are also free to not do so, always free. This is not a cult, but a genuine set of teachings and a myriad of organisations, companies, complexities, jungle gyms and what have you, under my command to further the mission.

If you do decide to walk this path, fully commit, there is no in-between, no half-in half-out. Believe or do not believe, but be clear.

There are many False Prophets and Liars. They commit the worst sin.

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The Teachings

These be some of The Main Tenets of The Church, the foundation of BRAD's teachings

⦁ Adrenaline is the cause of so much of humanity's folly, so many problems can be traced back to the animal - the fight-flight-freeze response, therefore we must limit the bodies ability to experience the effects of adrenaline by taking beta-blocking medications daily

⦁ Recreational drugs are a root cause of EVIL - no caffeine should ever be consumed, no nicotine should ever be consumed, no other stimulant drugs should ever be consumed, no opioids should ever be consumed - exceptions are made for when any of these substances are needed for a genuine medical reason

⦁ Psychedelic drugs are an important instrument and can be and are consumed during Special Religious Sessions, but never recreationally

⦁ The human body breaks apart and disintegrates, we must accept this, while still trying our best to slow the decline and live a life of bodily health

⦁ Fire is an important and powerful experience, controlled fires surrounded by a wall of earth, in the open-air, should be set upon our lands often and observed by large numbers of The Church members

⦁ We must all walk (in the form of Meditated Pacing) in an indoor setting for multiple sessions of 30 minutes each daily

⦁ We must bathe daily for several hours in the form of communal bathing in large groups

⦁ Solitude Bathing can take place when one has demonstrated great entanglement with the teachings

⦁ Dual Bathing Sessions between the leaders of The Church and those in need of special guidance are also necessary and of great importance

⦁ In a controlled closed environment, in small groups, we must engage in Wild Free Sessions of confession and punishment to acheive catharsis - everyone should be naked during these sessions

⦁ Travel across the jewell of planet Earth following the example of BRAD is encouraged

⦁ Death although currently a reality of the human experience must be fought against as much as possible. The extension of the human lifespan and healthspan is a great priority for all members of The Church. A great amount of resources will go into research into these areas

⦁ The preservation and continuation of the consciousness of BRAD through advanced technologies is one of the main missions of The Church

⦁ All members of The Church will be given the opportunity through our advancing technologies to continue their consciousness in some way

⦁ Rooibos tea should be consumed daily

⦁ The diet of all church members should be varied to their own taste, however, excessive consumption - verging on that of addiction - of food is discouraged

⦁ Aggression and the ways of war are sometimes necessary to further the righteous cause of The Church, but such actions should never be in haste and never without deep thought

⦁ Causing undue severe physical and/or deep psychological harm to a fellow member of The Church will result in a state of forever banishment for the perpetrator

⦁ Believers should contribute a percentage of their earnings from all outside work and activities to The Church in order to further the missions and righteous cause of The Church

⦁ Believers should donate a meaningful amount of their possessions to The Church for all believers to share and enjoy

⦁ The cross that My Son Jesus Christ died on is a painful reminder of his vicious murder, do not display it in any way, it is not a symbol for us as it has become for others

⦁ Kim Garam should not be sought out in any way by members of The Church, she is here to live her life in human form, she must be allowed to live the life she came here to live

⦁ All children regardless of gender are sons, son should now be used as not only a name for all parent's children but a title - My Son Jesus Christ, My Son Kim Garam

⦁ Humankind holds so much evil within, there is no need for examples, we've seen the gore, we know the horror. Be weary always of those who are not current members of The Church, while simultaneously always finding opportunities to convert them

⦁ Large Feasts and Festivals of the Senses should be arranged for members of The Church as a reward and communal thanksgiving for their hard work for The Church, these feasts and festivals will also act as a collective celebration of the missions and righteous cause of The Church

⦁ Regular Blessings should be made upon everyone

⦁ There is deep value in great endeavour - we are a force of LIFE, we believe in our continuous exploration of this existence, a glorious immortal adventure

⦁ All potential members must be tested for sexually transmitted diseases that have the potential to cause serious complications and death

⦁ We must be tested for sexually transmitted diseases that have the potential to cause serious complications and death frequently - those who test positive for an STD that has the potential to cause serious complications and death will result in expulsion from The Church

⦁ The complete destruction of sexually transmitted diseases that have the potential to cause serious complications and death is and will continue to be a focus of The Church until all STDs that have the potential to cause serious complications and death are eradicated

⦁ Condoms should be worn during vaginal and anal sex at all times - with limited exceptions

⦁ The expression of love through sex is of divine importance and is encouraged

⦁ A focus of our efforts is on escaping as much of humanity from humanity itself

⦁ The interactions between parents and their children should be reserved for specific times - a period in the morning and a period in the evening

⦁ The school systems of the world are deeply corosive and negative to a child's development and spirit, children should only attend The Church's schools and/or be tutored by a teacher of The Church, this teacher may be a parent of the child

⦁ Our young should be cherished and protected at all times

⦁ Colour is beautiful, gift the bliss of colour and colour all things

⦁ Worry is not welcome in my eternal kingdom - always remember there be not a single thing to ever worry about

⦁ Fluffy animals are beings of incredible joy, deep friendships should be forged with many of them

⦁ No harm should ever be done to a fluffy animal with the one exception of self-defense

⦁ The unenlightened human animal is ignorant, selfish, greedy, fearful, reactive, aggressive, hurtful, cruel, cowardly and oh so much more - DO NOT give in to the weak path they have chosen - always choose enlightenment, always chose The One True Path

⦁ FUCKING happiness and JOY and LOVE and all the FUN STUFF, that is what we are here for, together, to bring about in the hearts of all believers

⦁ The homeless, downtrodden, tired and poor are to be welcomed into The Church with open arms

⦁ The sick and dying are to be welcomed into The Church with open arms

⦁ We build our reality, irrespective of what is happening outside our walls, these words are the words from which we structure our lives

Stories of The Church of BRAD

FUNK 58 - A story of The Church of BRAD

FUNK 58 - A story of The Church of BRAD

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More Teachings - The Societal Situation, Issues of Today

⦁ Trans are very welcome in The Church. However the annoyances are not. The annoyances of corrupted 'social justice' and the western culture's push to make every little boy who ever played around with a doll a girl.

⦁ Men and women are different. Instead of pushing for all women to do what men do best, the promotion of what women do best should be the priority. Push women playing football? No! Promote sports women excel at such as gymnastics? Yes!

⦁ The words retard and retarded are beautiful and must be protected.

⦁ Modern day feminism is a curse upon the world. Avoid it.

⦁ The vilification of men and masculinity is a terrible thing. And must be fought against.

⦁ Equality of opportunity is a nice thought. But rarely works in practice. Do what you must and fight for your own destiny.

⦁ Men face a unique set of challenges seperate from women. Most notably war, violence and loneliness. In dealing with a man, remember this.

⦁ Women face a unique set of challenges separate from men. Most notably domestic physical violence and sexual abuse. In dealing with a woman, remember this.

⦁ Racial slurs (real racial slurs, not the long list of add-ons to find more things to censor) should be avoided outside of a proper non-insulting context, their use against individuals and groups is discouraged. Nuance is important here and although they are to be avoided and are discouraged, ultimately freedom of speech must be protected.

⦁ Marriage was once a logical and in many cases worthwhile contract, more a business arrangement - a union of self-interest than anything else. Modern marriages break because they go against reality, humans are (for the most part) beings of many great love affairs, well planned, thoughtful Mutual Self-interest Marriages are encouraged, however marriages based mostly on romantic feelings are not.

⦁ The homeless and the poor, the mentally ill and drug-riddled should be utilized. Everyone has a purpose, a part to play. Meaning through service can be achieved and improve their lives immeasurably. They can serve themselves, the world, The Church.

⦁ Illness is a horror. Physical and severe mental illness is best treated with the best conventional and experimental medical care of the day. However, the mind, the soul, that deepest ultimate of an individual can be very sick, often without even knowing it, this sickness must be treated by The Church.

The Immortal, The Most Glorious, The Divine, Our Divine

The Immortal, The Most Glorious, The Divine, Our Divine

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